Continuing our new series of Dunsany stories: Don Rodriguez is about to enter an inn that clearly has an Infernal aura. If your characters clear it out it is a suitable location for a Spring Covenant. Again, thanks to Ed Humpel and Librivox. I’ve cut things, so if you want the full ambience, go get all of Ed’s reading.

This is a slower section, in which Rodriguez meets Murano, the servant of the inn. I’ve included it because this character becomes the hero’s sidekick in later stories. In Ars Magica terms, he starts as a grog, but by being with the protagonist he suffers, and I use that word advisedly, sufficient experience and initiation to become a companion. Murano does not fully bloom in this chapter, but he does need this introduction, although it is slightly too long.

Statistics for Murano, and for the Inn of the Dragon and Knight as a covenant site, will be provided on the blog that accompanies the podcast.

We rejoin Don Rodriguez after the innkeeper has slammed the door in his face and locked it with chains.

For the second time therefore he drew his sword, and began to strike methodically at the door, noting the grain in the wood and hitting where it was softest. Scarcely had he got a good strip of the oak to look like coming away, when the steps once more descended the wooden stair and came lumbering over the stones; both the steps and the breathing were quicker, for mine host of the Dragon and Knight was hurrying to save his door.

When he heard the sound of the bolts and chains again Rodriguez ceased to beat upon the door: once more it opened swiftly, and he saw mine host before him, eyeing him with those bad eyes; of too much girth, you might have said, to be nimble, yet somehow suggesting to the swift intuition of youth, as Rodriguez looked at him standing upon his door-step, the spirit and shape of a spider, who despite her ungainly build is agile enough in her way.

Note here that the innkeepers sins are manifested in his physical form. This might also happen to your characters if they dwell in the Inn, after they take it as a covenant. The Infernal aura tips the likelihood in the direction of vices, but virtuous characters might also find their traits reflected in their physical forms.

Mine host said nothing; and Rodriguez, who seldom concerned himself with the past, holding that the future is all we can order the scheme of (and maybe even here he was wrong), made no mention of bolts or door and merely demanded a bed for himself for the night.

Mine host rubbed his chin; he had neither beard nor moustache but wore hideous whiskers; he rubbed it thoughtfully and looked at Rodriguez. Yes, he said, he could have a bed for the night. No more words he said, but turned and led the way; while Rodriguez, who could sing to the mandolin, wasted none of his words on this discourteous object.

They ascended the short oak stairway down which mine host had come, the great timbers of which were gnawed by a myriad rats, and they went by passages with the light of one candle into the interior of the inn, which went back farther from the street than the young man had supposed; indeed he perceived when they came to the great corridor at the end of which was his appointed chamber, that here was no ordinary inn, as it had appeared from outside, but that it penetrated into the fastness of some great family of former times which had fallen on evil days. The vast size of it, the noble design where the rats had spared the carving, what the moths had left of the tapestries, all testified to that; and, as for the evil days, they hung about the place, evident even by the light of one candle guttering with every draught that blew from the haunts of the rats, an inseparable heirloom for all who disturbed those corridors.

And so they came to the chamber.

Mine host entered, bowed without grace in the doorway, and extended his left hand, pointing into the room. The draughts that blew from the rat-holes in the wainscot, or the mere action of entering, beat down the flame of the squat, guttering candle so that the chamber remained dim for a moment, in spite of the candle, as would naturally be the case. Yet the impression made upon Rodriguez was as of some old darkness that had been long undisturbed and that yielded reluctantly to that candle’s intrusion, a darkness that properly became the place and was a part of it and had long been so, in the face of which the candle appeared an ephemeral thing devoid of grace or dignity or tradition.

This is a lovely description of an Infernal aura.

And indeed there was room for darkness in that chamber, for the walls went up and up into such an altitude that you could scarcely see the ceiling, at which mine host’s eyes glanced, and Rodriguez followed his look.

He accepted his accommodation with a nod; as indeed he would have accepted any room in that inn, for the young are swift judges of character, and one who had accepted such a host was unlikely to find fault with rats or the profusion of giant cobwebs, dark with the dust of years, that added so much to the dimness of that sinister inn. They turned now and went back, in the wake of that guttering candle, till they came again to the humbler part of the building. Here mine host, pushing open a door of blackened oak, indicated his dining-chamber. There a long table stood, and on it parts of the head and hams of a boar; and at the far end of the table a plump and sturdy man was seated in shirt-sleeves feasting himself on the boar’s meat.

He leaped up at once from his chair as soon as his master entered, for he was the servant at the Dragon and Knight; mine host may have said much to him with a flash of his eyes, but he said no more with his tongue than the one word, “Dog”: he then bowed himself out, leaving Rodriguez to take the only chair and to be waited upon by its recent possessor. The boar’s meat was cold and gnarled, another piece of meat stood on a plate on a shelf and a loaf of bread near by, but the rats had had most of the bread: Rodriguez demanded what the meat was. “Unicorn’s tongue,” said the servant, and Rodriguez bade him set the dish before him, and he set to well content, though I fear the unicorn’s tongue was only horse: it was a credulous age, as all ages are.

Lets consider horse tongue. Horses are eaten in many areas during the Middle Ages. They are not pets, in the modern day, but working animals. They are big bags of meat that die predictably and are used as human, or animal, food. Spain has a tradition of smoked horse meat: it’s a folk remedy for anaemia in children, according to Wikipedia.

Regarding tongue: in some areas, muscle meats are the common meat, and what we now consider offal the rarer, prized meat. I’m not sure that’s the case here. I assume that since the rats don’t eat the tongue it has been pickled.

I remember enjoying pickled tongue as a child, although as I’m now a vegan the idea repels me strangely. If you want to know what they eat in Satanically-tainted inns, nip out to your local deli and experience some tongue on your tongue!

At the same time he pointed to a three-legged stool that he perceived in a corner of the room, then to the table, then to the boar’s meat, and lastly at the servant, who perceived that he was permitted to return to his feast, to which he ran with alacrity. “Your name?” said Rodriguez as soon as both were eating. “Morano,” replied the servant, though it must not be supposed that when answering Rodriguez he spoke as curtly as this; I merely give the reader the gist of his answer, for he added Spanish words that correspond in our depraved and decadent language of to-day to such words as “top dog,” “nut” and “boss,” so that his speech had a certain grace about it in that far-away time in Spain.

I have said that Rodriguez seldom concerned himself with the past, but considered chiefly the future: it was of the future that he was thinking now as he asked Morano this question:

“Why did my worthy and entirely excellent host shut his door in my face?”

“Did he so?” said Morano.

“He then bolted it and found it necessary to put the chains back, doubtless for some good reason.”

“Yes,” said Morano thoughtfully, and looking at Rodriguez, “and so he might. He must have liked you.”

Verily Rodriguez was just the young man to send out with a sword and a mandolin into the wide world, for he had much shrewd sense. He never pressed a point, but when something had been said that might mean much he preferred to store it, as it were, in his mind and pass on to other things, somewhat as one might kill game and pass on and kill more and bring it all home, while a savage would cook the first kill where it fell and eat it on the spot. Pardon me, reader, but at Morano’s remark you may perhaps have exclaimed, “That is not the way to treat one you like.” Not so did Rodriguez.

Awareness roll here…solid success.

His attention passed on to notice Morano’s rings which he wore in great profusion upon his little fingers; they were gold and of exquisite work and had once held precious stones, as large gaps testified; in these days they would have been priceless, but in an age when workers only worked at arts that they understood, and then worked for the joy of it, before the word artistic became ridiculous, exquisite work went without saying; and as the rings were slender they were of little value. Rodriguez made no comment upon the rings; it was enough for him to have noticed them. He merely noted that they were not ladies’ rings, for no lady’s ring would have fitted on to any one of those fingers: the rings therefore of gallants: and not given to Morano by their owners, for whoever wore precious stone needed a ring to wear it in, and rings did not wear out like hose, which a gallant might give to a servant. Nor, thought he, had Morano stolen them, for whoever stole them would keep them whole, or part with them whole and get a better price. Besides Morano had an honest face, or a face at least that seemed honest in such an inn: and while these thoughts were passing through his mind Morano spoke again: “Good hams,” said Morano. He had already eaten one and was starting upon the next. Perhaps he spoke out of gratitude for the honour and physical advantage of being permitted to sit there and eat those hams, perhaps tentatively, to find out whether he might consume the second, perhaps merely to start a conversation, being attracted by the honest looks of Rodriguez.

“You are hungry,” said Rodriguez.

“Praise God I am always hungry,” answered Morano. “If I were not hungry I should starve.”

“Is it so?” said Rodriguez.

“You see,” said Morano, “the manner of it is this: my master gives me no food, and it is only when I am hungry that I dare to rob him by breaking in, as you saw me, upon his viands; were I not hungry I should not dare to do so, and so …” He made a sad and expressive movement with both his hands suggestive of autumn leaves blown hence to die.

“He gives you no food?” said Rodriguez.

“It is the way of many men with their dog,” said Morano. “They give him no food,” and then he rubbed his hands cheerfully, “and yet the dog does not die.”

“And he gives you no wages?” said Rodriguez.

“Just these rings.”

Now Rodriguez had himself a ring upon his finger (as a gallant should), a slender piece of gold with four tiny angels holding a sapphire, and for a moment he pictured the sapphire passing into the hands of mine host and the ring of gold and the four small angels being flung to Morano; the thought darkened his gaiety for no longer than one of those fleecy clouds in Spring shadows the fields of Spain.

Morano was also looking at the ring; he had followed the young man’s glance.

“Master,” he said, “do you draw your sword of a night?”

“And you?” said Rodriguez.

“I have no sword,” said Morano. “I am but as dog’s meat that needs no guarding, but you whose meat is rare like the flesh of the unicorn need a sword to guard your meat. The unicorn has his horn always, and even then he sometimes sleeps.”

“It is bad, you think, to sleep,” Rodriguez said.

“For some it is very bad, master. They say they never take the unicorn waking. For me I am but dog’s meat: when I have eaten hams I curl up and sleep; but then you see, master, I know I shall wake in the morning.”

“Ah,” said Rodriguez, “the morning’s a pleasant time,” and he leaned back comfortably in his chair. Morano took one shrewd look at him, and was soon asleep upon his three-legged stool.

The door opened after a while and mine host appeared. “It is late,” he said. Rodriguez smiled acquiescently

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